May 2010
April 2010
1,000 Things You Don't Know About Women →
esquire.com
edp:
Ladies, if you sent me a quote, you may be able to find it here. More to come.
how about #1: not all women are heterosexual and making lists to generalize our wants/needs/desires is offensive
edit: the thing that pisses me off MOST about this list is that like 80% of the things on it aren’t about women at all.
Yes, this. Thank you!
Women: not actually interchangeable! Have interests other than dudes! Not all heterosexual! I know, total shocker, right? Y’all are like, “Whooooooooa.”
“No. 645: Timberland boots are a lovely gift, but we don’t want them on Valentine’s Day.” Lies! Outdoor equipment would win my heart more than roses.
“No. 67: Women in their mid-thirties have to do everything for ourselves — drive our careers, pay the mortgage, fix broken appliances, assemble furniture. The only place we don’t have to do it ourselves is in the bedroom. For that one small slice of the day, we’ll actually give up control and let someone else own us. So, own us” I guess there are no women who like to be dominant then! Someone better inform the BDSM community that they’re all lying.
“No. 210: Even feminists want kitchens with stainless steel appliances.”
what.
“I used to love going to Het World as a kid. Bi World is even better; I hear they have twice as many rides.”
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Ellen Degeneres (Submitted by Sofia) (via lgbtlaughs) (via importantlgbtstuff) (via fuckyeahbisexuals) (via sofiaviolet)
But the lines are twice as long.
“I can destroy the dance floor. I think life should be a musical. I always hate it when people watch a musical and they go, ‘Oh, it’s so unrealistic, no one just breaks into song in the middle of their day.’ Yeah they do – if they’re me.”
—Zachary Levi (via zacharylevi) (via bangingonatrashcan) (via memslice)