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submitted by methduck.
More accurate
Based on what I saw, Mari’s is the truth…
Bay Area is NorCal and I will defend that with fisticuffs.
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The first public gardens were built by the Spanish Crown in the 16th century, in Europe and the Americas.
On 23 March 684, on that day the park named Śrīksetra was created under the order of Sri Baginda Śrī Jayanāśa. his majesty intention is: May all (plants) planted here, coconut tree, Areca catechu, Arenga pinnata, sagoo, and all kinds of trees, the fruits are edible, as well as haur bamboo, waluh, and pattum, et cetera; and may all other plants with the dams and ponds, and all of good deed that I’ve gave (contributed) can be enjoyed for the benefit of all creatures; the one that can moved around and ones that can not, and may this would be the best path to achieve happiness. If they were hungry, or need a rest during their journey, may they find foods and drinks…
— inscription from SEVEN FUCKING HUNDRED CE IN INDONESIA
Discuss.
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why can’t a non-heterosexual guy tell a non-heterosexual guy that he thinks his booty is fly and also ask him out on a date in a popular action-comedy film
why can’t a non-heterosexual girl tell a non-heterosexual girl that she thinks her nose is cute and also just want to cuddle with her in sweatpants instead of rubbing their naked boobs all over the camera in a popular anything
why
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I am going to create a show called “Two Fairly Attractive White Dudes Doing Stuff” and wait for the money to roll in.
One will be straight-laced and by-the-book, the other will be the suave wild card. They will have what possibly can be construed as sexual tension, but will never go past anything other than tongue-and-cheek jokes.
You should probably include a woman or two, maybe even a woman of color! But don’t worry, she doesn’t have to be important.
(Source: palaceofposey)
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